If there's one thing about turrets, it's that they're uncannily good at seeing things that are in front of them. And then riddling those things with holes. This tiny turret does not include working dual machine guns, but if you give it a squeeze, it'll light up the dark places in your world with a bright LED and explode with sound effects straight from the Portal and Portal 2 games. Just remember to treat it with care, because it's special.
Product Specifications
Bring a bit of Aperture Science home with this turret flashlight
Bright red LED light will help you find all life's lemons
Real turret sound effects from the Portal & Portal 2 games
Gift box looks just like the one in the Aperture Investment Opportunity #3 video
Officially licensed Portal / Portal 2 product
The Turret Talking Flashlight uses 1 CR2032 coin battery. (included)
Dimensions: Approx. 3.5" tall
When the side button is pressed your little light up buddy will randomly say one of the following quotes.
"Are you still there"
"Preparing to dispense product"
"I don't hate you"
"Target acquired"
"Goodbye"
Pre-Order! Available: March
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Let visitors to your house know that spatters of any kind are unacceptable. You will not turn the other cheek, you will slice it! What civilized person puts a cup glistening with condensation on a bare wooden table? That's why we have this set of blood-spattered Dexter coasters. (To put cups on, not to slice people with.) Can you imagine slicing someone open with a dull-edged coaster? That would take a great deal of effort.
If you're a fan of Dexter, serial murder, blood spatter, or just clean coffee tables, you should get your hands on this set of coasters. They're made of sturdy clear acrylic with various blood spatter patterns printed on them. Rubberized feet underneath protect your table from scratches and keep things from sliding around. Of course, all bets are off if there's blood spatter on the table because you already sliced the other cheek...
Product Specifications
Blood-spattered coasters from the Showtime TV show, Dexter
Set of 6 clear glass coasters with big blood spatters on 'em
Comes in a wooden treasure box engraved with the Dexter logo
Rubberized feet protect your table, prevent sliding
Officially licensed Dexter collectible
Pre-Order! Available: March
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At Aperture Science, there's a good amount of joking amongst test subjects and occasionally, if you're lucky, you can joke around Cave Johnson himself. Just do not, under any circumstances, bring his mother into the mix. Got it? No "your mom" jokes. No "Yo Mama" jokes. Not even a "That's what she said." Cave's very sensitive about those.
The penalty for joking about Cave's mom? No cookies. That's right, you'll find your Aperture Science Holiday Gift Package is missing the sandwich baggie of Mrs. Johnson's Made From Scratch Science Cookies. Then you'll have to watch everyone else enjoying delicious frosted sugar cookies in the shapes of familiar faces around Aperture Labs.
Product Specifications
Set of 8 cookie cutters based on Valve's games, Portal & Portal 2
Made of bent metal, dishwasher safe, and packaged in an awesome Companion Cube tin
Shapes: Portal, Turret, Running Test Subject, Falling Test Subject, Companion Cube
You may be thinking, "ThinkGeek, that's only 5 shapes!"
You are so good at counting! The Companion Cube is a layered cookie, which requires 4 cutters to create (but still only one mouth to eat).
Officially licensed Portal collectible
Pre-Order! Available: March
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Finally freed after ten thousand years of servitude by his friend and master Aladdin, the unabashedly exuberant Genie is decked out for his first vacation in centuries! Look out, universe, here he comes! Aladdin's Genie's bombastic personality and buoyant enthusiasm burst forth from this character-authentic polystone mini-bust designed by Disney animator Ruben Procopia and sculpted by Patrick Romandy-Simmons. Standing 10 1/2" tall, the Genie comes painted and ready to display.
Upc: 045544405669
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Quarantine Studio presents their first full figure statue in the hit series Zombies Unleashed!, Otto the Punk! Otto liked the thrash and hardcore shows, but more than that, he now loves feasting on his fellow mosh pit fiends. Skin art, spiked arm bands, and a big appetite, Otto drags the remnants of one of his old pals for later feasting. This handsome figure stands 12" tall on a base of broken concrete and entrails. Slaughter was never so much fun! A numbered, limited edition, Otto the Punk was sculpted by William Paquet.
Pre-Order! Available: September
Upc: 610585998762
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Irradiated by gamma radiation, Dr. Bruce Banner transforms from a mild-mannered scientist to the monstrous green-skinned brute, the Incredible Hulk! This Incredible Hulk Snap Kit lets skill level 1 modelers build a Hulk to call their own. This 1/8-scale plastic kit is made of injected purple and green plastic and features painted facial features. With its easy snap-together assembly, the kit comes with fist and open hand options to allow the Hulk to hold objects overhead.
Upc: 858388019189
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Straight from the blockbuster 2005 movie, War of the Worlds, comes the incredible alien tripod model kit! Its menacing three-leg design and unstoppable attacks make this walking war machine one of the most memorable sci-fi designs to ever appear in film. The kit consists of one alien tripod with deployed arm lasers, tentacles, and collection cages for building alternate versions. Made of over 90 pieces, the model comes with transparent hood and clear eye lenses for possible lighting opportunities.
Upc: 707600090058
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From the new Battlestar Galactica series, ehre is the "toaster"! This huge 1/6-scale kit of the Cylon Centurion stands approximately 13 1/2" tall when complete. A small base is included, and the model requires paint and glue for final assembly. For experienced modelers only!
Upc: 895137001569
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Unleashed from the horror movie The Relic comes the frightening Kothoga creature model kit! With its powerful tail, menacing claws, and huge mandible pinchers, it takes its place as one of the scariest movie monster designs every produced by the legendary Stan Winston Studios. The model comes with a museum-style display base and a detailed tribal idol statue.
Upc: 707600090201
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One oriental male head sculpt with all-back short hair
1/6 scale RM-5 action body with over 25 points of articulation
2 pairs of changeable hands
A pair of feet
Suitability for Wardrobe 16 (our new 1/6 costume product line)
12 pieces per master carton
Materials: PVC, ABS, TPR(thermo-plastic rubber)
Outfit included.
Pre-Order! Available: March
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This Listing is for the outfit only, body not included.
Pre-Order! Available: March
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A deadly pair of enemies comes together in one box! This box set contains two separate ships from the Federation's adversaries, the Klingon Bird-of-Prey and the Ferengi Marauder. Simple kits for beginners, these Star Trek kits are molded in gray, clear, and translucent orange. The 16 highly-detailed parts require some glue for assembly. Stands not included.
Upc: 858388019288
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A KOTOBUKIYA Japanese Import! From the hit manga series Yotsubato!, depicting the everyday adventures of the titutlar charaction, comes the popular costume worn by Miura Hayasaka, DANBO! Standing just under 5 inches tall, the cardboard robot also includes three miniature 10 yen coins which can be inserted into the coin slot on Danbo's chest.
Pre-Order! Available: July
Upc: 603259027479
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A KOTOBUKIYA Japanese Import! Up next from Sega's popular Phantasy Star Online series is the fourth model kit and member of the "Racseal" elite female android ranger class, BLUE BURST RACASEAL YELLOWBOZE VER. APSY! Yellowboze is easy to put together with snap-fit assembly that requires no glue, and parts cast in multiple colors mean that painting isn't necessary. Best of all, her striking yellow, white, and blue color scheme looks great next to the previously released Elenor, Shino, and Whtill (sold separately)!
Pre-Order! Available: June
Upc: 603259027462
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A KOTOBUKIYA Japanese Import! Joining the initial release of the main player unit in a new model kit comes an upgraded version, R-GRAY 1 EXTRA! Comprised of 150 pieces, the R-Gray 1 Extra is over 6 inches tall on a specially designed base so you can display your ship flying onward to defend the galaxy. Display it next to the original R-Gray 1 and show off the new upgrades to the ship!
Pre-Order! Available: July
Upc: 603259027455
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